Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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