dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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