yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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