Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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