i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
