I'm jealous of your bromance
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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