don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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