Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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