I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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