i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Can you bring me the toilet please
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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