That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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