i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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