the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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