Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
vagina is talking i cant
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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