the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
