Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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