So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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