I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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