yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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