Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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