yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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