the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
