Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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