Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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