She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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