What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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