I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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