just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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