Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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