ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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