I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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