babies were throwing up all over the place
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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