i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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