his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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