My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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