either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I feel like abortions should bother me more
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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