have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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