There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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