White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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