Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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