have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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