apparently the secret to your success is patron
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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