PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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