If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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