Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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