it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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