i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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