is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just wanna be euthanized
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