Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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