I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
