just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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