Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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