I think I won the penis lottery.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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