A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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