David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
my liver is dry heaving
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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