I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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