I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Semen is not good for contacts.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
third nipple confirmed
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
