those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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